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  • Me:

    Who's a good boy?

  • Dog:

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • Me:

    YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

  • Dog:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smh japanese mythology is a really fun read, ain’t even mad i have to read thirty pages of this tonight

"Then the eight hundred myriad deities consulted together and im- posed on Susanowo a fine of a thousand tables full of food. They also cut his beard and had his fingernails and toenails pulled out. And then they expelled him. [Susanowo begs the foodstuffs from an agricultural goddess. She gives him a variety of foods taken from her nose, mouth, and anus. Susanowo is enraged when he learns that the offering is defiled, and he kills her."